Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts

Friday, May 2, 2014

Cricket Uprising

On a recent walk through the Volcanoes ( Volcanoes worth exploring) there seemed to be a biblical-like plague of crickets.  There were thousands of baby crickets everywhere, landing on my feet, hopping in my mouth, skittering around the rocks, and flying into my hair.  While the United Nations might like us to eat more bugs, and the Aztecs certainly used crickets as a food source, I'm not fond of surprise cricket meals. And I certainly won't be the consumer for bug filled energy bars, sustainable or not. Energy bars I'll avoid

It reminded me of the stories I heard as a child about the locusts devouring the Mormon's fields until saved by seagulls. (Read the whole story here: Locust plague ).  Or Hitchock's famous movie, "The Birds", but with crickets substituting for birds. I've always found that movie distressing, and a recent California case demonstrates that my fears may not be altogether unreasonable. Here's that  real life birds experience,

In any case, my fearless doggy companion, Owen, was oblivious.  Perhaps he liked the extra protein, or the crickets were just too small to register on his doggy radar.  He was far more interested in the knapsacks of two school buses worth of schoolchildren.  He was sure they contained doggy delicacies like peanut butter jelly sandwiches, and he was certain the children would not deny him.  He was disappointed when they only petted him and sashayed on their way.  In the end, we had a nice walk in the hills before leaving the crickets to enjoy the rest of the day.

An article in the local newspaper after I wrote this blog described the insects as grasshoppers, not crickets.  I guess that I'm not destined to be a world-famous expert on bugs!

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Travels with Owen

My very personable dog, Owen, prefers that I don't go anywhere without him, which has interesting impacts on my social life. Owen meets a lot of people who really want to get to know this funny looking dog with his wagging helicopter rotor tail. They coo, and pet, and coo, and totally ignore the human accompanying him.  After all, I am just the star's leash holder. When we aren't dodging paparazzi, Owen's
Owen hoping for a treat
favorite activity is eating, especially if it is human food that was left too close to the counter, such as perfectly ripened tomatoes. The mystery of the disappearing tomatoes stumped our entire family until we came into the kitchen to spy Owen prancing on top of the dining room table with a tomato securely in his maw.  It seems he also likes peaches and green peppers.
Our family sends emails to Owen in care of his human caretakers.  Our Brooklyn-based son, Scott, asks whether Owen would like to try lox and bagels.  Our granddaughters suggest that he might like to relocate to Michigan in return for more petting.  My Austin-based brother implies that Owen might prefer barbecue to kibble, and my Minnesotan brother offers summer boat rides and Kentucky-fried chicken. The only family members that aren't corresponding with Owen are our daughter and son-in-law in Indiana, perhaps because they have their hands full with an adorable newborn baby.  My friends inquire first about Owen, as well.  I'd be jealous, but frankly I have the same reaction to the beast.
Granddaughters watching Owen on video cam